My inanimate object

The thing I would bring to life would be dishes, so I don't have to do them.

Me: PLATE! go rinse. Pronto

Plate: Yes ma'am . Jel packs or Liquid ?

Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! JEL PACKS!

Plate: Sorry Miss.

 Me:*whispers under breathe* Stupid plates

Cup: Ma'am I have a coffee stain what do I do?

Me: I don't know. Go google it.

Cup: I don't have hands though. How am I supposed to type?

Me: That's not my problem is it?

Cup: Okay Miss.

Fork: Jessica I have noodles stuck in my prongs, can you help?

Me: I have better things to do you stupid Fork.

Spoon: Jessica could you please not be so mean?

Me: SPOON! shut up. I will rust you, And I will hide the CLR  this time.


Spoon: NO! please no rusting ! please... I'm sorry.

Me: HAH! go scrape the pans !


Spoon: But but but but  ...


Me: NO BUTS DO IT!

Spoon: K what ever...

Me: EXCUSE ME!?!!?


The End

Animal Instinct

I think I am squirrel because I am jittery like one, always jumpy, and I look like one, sorta not really well according to Lexie , my Mom and Mackenzie. Some of the other reasons I am a Squirrel are that i can go fast and like go new places and I zone out and explore. Those are the reasons I am like a squirrel.

My topten my favorite bands and songs

1. Hyper crush - dj got us falling in love  - remix.... I like this song because it is a remix of the orignal and I liked it better

2. Eminem- Love the Way You Lie.....Because Eminem is an amazing rapper and teaming up with Rhianna     was great

3. Stereos- summer girl..... it was a up beat song and it is really good.

4.  Far east movement - like a g6.........  they aren't areally known band, and they have good music.

5. Marianas trench - good to you ......It is a slow song and its new to there music because I haven'theard them sing slow.

6. Shontelle- t-shirt.....because she sings about losing a guy and wants him back and its really good.

7.Secondhand serenade - its not over.... they  lose someone they love and wants them back but they can't so its a epic song.


8.3oh!3 - still around.....30h!3 usaully does up beat fast songs but they did a slow one about a town buring downand losing there loved    one...so its a legit song.
                            
9.Basshunter- daddy dj......they  do lots ofd remixes and legitly epic songs that you usaully hear at clubs and not on the radio

10.Hawk nelson- bring em' out....no one reallyhas heard of     this band and there not on the radio either, because i don't really like radio music.

Upcoming October

Some of the things I am looking forward to this October are my birthday, and Halloween.
The reasons I am excited for my birthday are I will be thirteen, and might got to see my old friends. I like how my birthday is around Halloween so October is my favorite month of all. I might stay home and give out candy instead or go with my brother, Mackenzie wants to be thomas the train, lol. So i might go with her and lexie, and I might dress up, or not. Finally concluding this Paragraph October is my favorite month of all the months.