My inanimate object

The thing I would bring to life would be dishes, so I don't have to do them.

Me: PLATE! go rinse. Pronto

Plate: Yes ma'am . Jel packs or Liquid ?

Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! JEL PACKS!

Plate: Sorry Miss.

 Me:*whispers under breathe* Stupid plates

Cup: Ma'am I have a coffee stain what do I do?

Me: I don't know. Go google it.

Cup: I don't have hands though. How am I supposed to type?

Me: That's not my problem is it?

Cup: Okay Miss.

Fork: Jessica I have noodles stuck in my prongs, can you help?

Me: I have better things to do you stupid Fork.

Spoon: Jessica could you please not be so mean?

Me: SPOON! shut up. I will rust you, And I will hide the CLR  this time.


Spoon: NO! please no rusting ! please... I'm sorry.

Me: HAH! go scrape the pans !


Spoon: But but but but  ...


Me: NO BUTS DO IT!

Spoon: K what ever...

Me: EXCUSE ME!?!!?


The End